"She needs to fuckin start chanting some mantras"
"What’s his name? Ainsley? Braxton? Brad? Drab. “Drab Anderson."
"Hey Megan, how fast can you draw a unicorn?"
"Dario’s could probably just pee on some chickpeas and I would love it."
"How many points are artists worth if I hit them with my car?"
"American Apparel? That’s what SlouchCouch is gonna be like—we’re gonna make great games but no one will want to buy them because I’m such a sleazebag."
"Come smell her poop. It smells like weed."
"Alice why does your butt smell like marijuana???"
"Shh. SHH!! I’m thinking of numbers. …No, for a coordinate grid."
"Whoa. Your feet smell like some really good Burger King dipping sauce."